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Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:00 am
par bébérequin
Moumousse a écrit
Bah un homme qui croit que l'odeur nauséabonde qui sent, vient de son gant. Il ne réalise pas que c'est son prisonnier qui pu.
Ou il préfère l'odeur de caoutchouc
...il a peut-être du Vicks sur son poignet pour couper les odeurs!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:00 am
par Moumousse
babychoux a écritpour moumousse!
Merci!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:02 am
par bébérequin
NightFall a écritles bitchsss envoyé moi plein plein d'ondes cest ma scéance d'affectation aujourdhui pour savoir ou jvais travailler à 13h30!!!!!!! je stress sans bon sens!!!!
Ta scéance d'affectation est fini à cette heure-ci...j'espère que tu as eu ce que tu désirais!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:02 am
par Moumousse
Pico82 a écrit
Non des fois a met sa plume d'indien pis des fois a la met pas...
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:03 am
par Moumousse
Citation :Pico82 a dit :
J'commence de plus en plus a me sentir bitch...
Génial!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:05 am
par bébérequin
Moumousse a écritDonald Trump souhaite réunir Britney, Lindsay et Paris à la télé
http://www.cyberpresse.ca/article/20070 ... 041/CPARTS
Le magnat de l'immobilier new-yorkais Donald Trump en rêve: réunir Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan et Paris Hilton pour une version trash de The Apprentice, son émission de téléréalité où l'esprit d'initiative est synonyme de salut.
Il confie au New York Post : «Voilà enfin une expérience qui serait positive pour elles.» Paris Hilton aurait déjà accepté de se prêter au jeu.
«Nous négocions présentement avec Britney, ajoute Trump. On ne sait pas trop ce qui va se passer. Elle est vraiment mêlée. Mais elle aime l'idée de faire à nouveau de la télé. Lohan est aussi un mystère pour nous. Je vais l'appeler cette semaine.»
Trump a-t-il perdu un boulon pour avoir envie de s'associer aux trois starlettes les plus perturbées de Hollywood? Parions qu'il songe surtout aux faramineuses cotes d'écoute que ce trio pourrait générer.
My god...il va y avoir des gros égos la-dedans! J'ai hâte!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:09 am
par bébérequin
Flawless a écrit
Je suis pratiquement toujours dans cette section. Je vais peut-être me risquer à commenter/bitcher un peu plus et me faire une signature.
Wow j'aime ta signature Flawless!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:14 am
par apbt
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:20 am
par natwo
Hippolyta a écrit
Il sent quoi son gant
le toucher rectal !
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:30 am
par Flawless
bébérequin a écrit
Wow j'aime ta signature Flawless!
Merci !
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:32 am
par viky
Flawless a écritC'est l'une des entrevue les plus bizarres que j'ai lues
Il s'aime pas mal disons...
Terrence Howard: Why I Went Celibate
Thursday August 9, 2007
Oscar-winning actor Terrence Howard can next be seen alongside Jodie Foster in The Brave One, which comes out later this month, but it’s his love life that’s been getting the most publicity lately. He married in 1989, had three children, and divorced in 2003. In 2005, he remarried his ex-wife who has since filed for divorce again. He was also recently linked with Naomi Campbell. In the September issue of Elle magazine, the Hustle & Flow star, 38, reveals why he finally let his wife go, why he decided to go celibate, and why his relationships live and die on the issue of baby wipes.
Interview excerpts below…
ELLE: What does your ideal woman look like?
TH: I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
ELLE: So…you like a lady with a pencil moustache?
TH: No, but a woman who shares my features.
ELLE: You also once described your dad and uncle as "pimps" who taught you how to communicate with women. What did they tell you?
TH: They were just pimps in the figurative sense, in that they were both very worldly with women. They taught me that in every relationship, the person least interested in maintaining it is going to dominate it, because they'll never compromise. So you have to always maintain that position of least interest, and you'll always control the relationship.
ELLE: Why have most of your relationships ended?
TH: My unwillingness to commit. I was always trying to convince myself that I was with the right person when I wasn't. And sex ends up masking your real feelings because you're able to get some satisfaction, when what you really need is a lifetime partner and friend. If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won't last long.
ELLE: So do you have a new approach to make sure this doesn't happen?
TH: Now I'm completely chaste through a relationship unless I get married. I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away.
ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?
TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.
ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.
TH:If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.
ELLE: What's the angriest you've ever seen a woman?
TH: When you see a woman go in the kitchen and get a knife, that's pretty angry.
ELLE: You think she was prepared to use it?
TH: I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
oufff ok
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:33 am
par viky
Flawless a écrit
Merci !
Super la signature!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:47 am
par maya213
Flawless a écritC'est l'une des entrevue les plus bizarres que j'ai lues
Il s'aime pas mal disons...
Terrence Howard: Why I Went Celibate
Thursday August 9, 2007
Oscar-winning actor Terrence Howard can next be seen alongside Jodie Foster in The Brave One, which comes out later this month, but it’s his love life that’s been getting the most publicity lately. He married in 1989, had three children, and divorced in 2003. In 2005, he remarried his ex-wife who has since filed for divorce again. He was also recently linked with Naomi Campbell. In the September issue of Elle magazine, the Hustle & Flow star, 38, reveals why he finally let his wife go, why he decided to go celibate, and why his relationships live and die on the issue of baby wipes.
Interview excerpts below…
ELLE: What does your ideal woman look like?
TH: I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection.
ELLE: So…you like a lady with a pencil moustache?
TH: No, but a woman who shares my features.
ELLE: You also once described your dad and uncle as "pimps" who taught you how to communicate with women. What did they tell you?
TH: They were just pimps in the figurative sense, in that they were both very worldly with women. They taught me that in every relationship, the person least interested in maintaining it is going to dominate it, because they'll never compromise. So you have to always maintain that position of least interest, and you'll always control the relationship.
ELLE: Why have most of your relationships ended?
TH: My unwillingness to commit. I was always trying to convince myself that I was with the right person when I wasn't. And sex ends up masking your real feelings because you're able to get some satisfaction, when what you really need is a lifetime partner and friend. If a relationship is built on sexuality, it won't last long.
ELLE: So do you have a new approach to make sure this doesn't happen?
TH: Now I'm completely chaste through a relationship unless I get married. I don't believe in premarital sex. It enabled me to date three or four women at the same time, because as long as I wasn't having sex with them, I could always just walk away.
ELLE: What one item could you find in a woman's house that would prove that you weren't compatible?
TH: Toilet paper—and no baby wipes—in her bathroom.
ELLE: Wait. I don't think I understand.
TH: If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean.
ELLE: What's the angriest you've ever seen a woman?
TH: When you see a woman go in the kitchen and get a knife, that's pretty angry.
ELLE: You think she was prepared to use it?
TH: I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
Allez les pas propres, sortez de l'ombre! Qui ici n'utilise pas de lingettes nettoyantes pour bébé?!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:57 am
par apbt
viky a écrit
oufff ok
Il dit au juste le gars? qu'on doit s'essuyer avec des lingettes de bébé?!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 9:57 am
par apbt
maya213 a écrit
Allez les pas propres, sortez de l'ombre! Qui ici n'utilise pas de lingettes nettoyantes pour bébé?!
Laisse faire Viky, j'ai ma réponse ici!!!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 10:11 am
par viky
apbt a écrit
Laisse faire Viky, j'ai ma réponse ici!!!
Non mais y se prends pour qui le mec?!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 10:12 am
par apbt
viky a écrit
Non mais y se prends pour qui le mec?!
Cet acteur j'ai jamais aimé sa face anyway, puis là encore moins mettons
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 10:23 am
par NightFall
bonjour bitcheuses damourrrr
jai eu mon contrat que je voulais et même encore mieux je suis tellement heureuse là ))) je capote raide!!!!!!!!!!!!! un gros merci pour vos ondes!!!!!!
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 10:31 am
par apbt
NightFall a écritbonjour bitcheuses damourrrr
jai eu mon contrat que je voulais et même encore mieux je suis tellement heureuse là ))) je capote raide!!!!!!!!!!!!! un gros merci pour vos ondes!!!!!!
Yeahhhhhhhh je suis contente pour toi
Publié : mer. août 22, 2007 10:35 am
par *Marie-Claude*
nancy31f a écritThe things Janice Dickinson makes her models do
Beurkk... elle a vraiment les cuisses décharnées.