Potins de Hollywood et bitcheries assorties !!!
maryjane0 a écrithe ben hier j'était pas folle... la madame en bikini sa plage... elle en a pas de nombril!!!!
Not Everybody Loves Belly Buttons
Patricia Heaton celebrated her recent 50th birthday -- by removing her belly button?!
Patricia Heaton, your belly button called — it has no idea where it is right now. The Everybody Loves Raymond star popped up on a beach in Hawaii on March 7 missing one important thing: her belly button!
The actress, who turned 50 last week, has been open about undergoing a tummy tuck and a breast lift. But in Patricia’s 2002 memoir Motherhood and Hollywood, she claims that her plastic surgeon made her a new belly button during the tummy tuck procedure. “I get to stay in a recovery center for three days and take Percocet, Valium and Ambien all at the same time. That's right! Who knew? It was as if cutting me open, creating a new belly button and scraping out seven years of scar tissue never happened!”
So has Patricia been Kelly Ripa’d? Last year Shape magazine famously airbrushed the talk show host's innie belly button, turning it into an outtie. What do you think: Are the pics airbrushed or should Patricia Heaton ask for a new belly button for next year’s birthday?
Not Everybody Loves Belly Buttons
Patricia Heaton celebrated her recent 50th birthday -- by removing her belly button?!
Patricia Heaton, your belly button called — it has no idea where it is right now. The Everybody Loves Raymond star popped up on a beach in Hawaii on March 7 missing one important thing: her belly button!
The actress, who turned 50 last week, has been open about undergoing a tummy tuck and a breast lift. But in Patricia’s 2002 memoir Motherhood and Hollywood, she claims that her plastic surgeon made her a new belly button during the tummy tuck procedure. “I get to stay in a recovery center for three days and take Percocet, Valium and Ambien all at the same time. That's right! Who knew? It was as if cutting me open, creating a new belly button and scraping out seven years of scar tissue never happened!”
So has Patricia been Kelly Ripa’d? Last year Shape magazine famously airbrushed the talk show host's innie belly button, turning it into an outtie. What do you think: Are the pics airbrushed or should Patricia Heaton ask for a new belly button for next year’s birthday?
"La vie serait bien plus heureuse si nous naissions à 80 ans et nous approchions graduellement de nos 18 ans"
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Mark Twain


maryjane0 a écritKatie Holmes: Option #4
Whether this story about TomKat is true or completely made up (Britney Spears getting pregnant by Adnan Ghalib-style), it’s not any less funny.
Ex-Scientologist, Marc Headley, is the latest to claim Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise’s fourth choice as his wife and mother of his child.
Before TomKat were created, Tom Cruise allegedly held a casting call for wives under the guise of a Mission: Impossible movie audition.
Headley says Tom told BFF and Scientology leader, David Miscavige, that he was having trouble finding babes, so the church sent out a casting call.
Scientologists Sofia Milos and Erika Christensen were apparently presented to him, but the discerning Cruise wanted bigger celebrities.
Headley said they went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order… Jennifer and Jessica didn’t accept this wonderful invite, but Scarlett Johansson took the bait and came in for an audition. Briefly.
When ScarJo arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, of course, she freaked out and bolted without doing a tape.
Katie Holmes, it turns out was their fourth choice. Tom apparently said he knew she was the one right away when she showed up for her “audition.”
Maybe he’s a big Dawson’s Creek fan. In any case, Katie was brainwashed ASAP, Suri Cruise was spawned a year later, and the rest is history.
Pis je trouvais JLO freak de faire passer des auditions pour trouves les parrains et marraines de ses infants
Whether this story about TomKat is true or completely made up (Britney Spears getting pregnant by Adnan Ghalib-style), it’s not any less funny.
Ex-Scientologist, Marc Headley, is the latest to claim Katie Holmes was Tom Cruise’s fourth choice as his wife and mother of his child.
Before TomKat were created, Tom Cruise allegedly held a casting call for wives under the guise of a Mission: Impossible movie audition.
Headley says Tom told BFF and Scientology leader, David Miscavige, that he was having trouble finding babes, so the church sent out a casting call.
Scientologists Sofia Milos and Erika Christensen were apparently presented to him, but the discerning Cruise wanted bigger celebrities.
Headley said they went for Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba, in that order… Jennifer and Jessica didn’t accept this wonderful invite, but Scarlett Johansson took the bait and came in for an audition. Briefly.
When ScarJo arrived and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood, of course, she freaked out and bolted without doing a tape.
Katie Holmes, it turns out was their fourth choice. Tom apparently said he knew she was the one right away when she showed up for her “audition.”
Maybe he’s a big Dawson’s Creek fan. In any case, Katie was brainwashed ASAP, Suri Cruise was spawned a year later, and the rest is history.
Pis je trouvais JLO freak de faire passer des auditions pour trouves les parrains et marraines de ses infants

Some people deserve to be hi-fived.... in the face.... with a chair!