maryjane0 a écritOportuniste…ou vraiment trop Business?
Papa Joe serait déjà en train d’essayer de prendre une entente avec des magazines pour vendre l’exclusivité des premières photos du bébé de sa fille Ashlee Simpson. Combien demande-t-il?…Rien de moins qu’un million de dollars!! Encore une fois…c’était écrit dans le ciel!! Je ne serais même pas surpris qu’il aille prévu que des cameras filment la vie de sa fille du début de sa grossesse à son l’accouchement…pour en faire un “reality show” !!
je suis sure que c'est lui qui a mis Ashlee enceinte.
pis c'est même pas une bitcherie de ma part en plus ;)
Potins de Hollywood et bitcheries assorties !!!
HEIDIWOOD SUCKS
New York magazine actually took the time, for some reason, to try on and write a review of Heidi Montags clothing line, and put down your coffee and brace yourself, because apparently it sucks. Oh, I know, I was surprised too.
It was bad. So bad … everything we saw still gave us sticker shock. Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? Sure, that's a steal compared to Marc Jacobs, but not far enough removed from what you'd pay at the Gap for something that's at least 100 percent cotton and unlikely to give you a rash. When $37 seems exorbitant for a dress, you know you’ve got problems.
No self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments. Only two of the twelve items have sleeves, and just one — a pair of jeans — extends past mid-thigh. In fact, only one other thing extends past the upper thigh: a dress that would have been mildly acceptable had it not been made from the kind of cotton you usually only see on Target’s discount panties. The stuff was the complete opposite of flattering. We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II
If I had a daughter, and she acted like this or dressed like this, I wouldn’t kill her, but I would freeze her until a time when science had some kind of cure for whatever it is that causes girls like Heidi Montag.
New York magazine actually took the time, for some reason, to try on and write a review of Heidi Montags clothing line, and put down your coffee and brace yourself, because apparently it sucks. Oh, I know, I was surprised too.
It was bad. So bad … everything we saw still gave us sticker shock. Paper-thin tanks for $27? Flimsy, panty-line-molesting dresses at nearly 40 bucks? Sure, that's a steal compared to Marc Jacobs, but not far enough removed from what you'd pay at the Gap for something that's at least 100 percent cotton and unlikely to give you a rash. When $37 seems exorbitant for a dress, you know you’ve got problems.
No self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments. Only two of the twelve items have sleeves, and just one — a pair of jeans — extends past mid-thigh. In fact, only one other thing extends past the upper thigh: a dress that would have been mildly acceptable had it not been made from the kind of cotton you usually only see on Target’s discount panties. The stuff was the complete opposite of flattering. We looked like rejects from Rock of Love II
If I had a daughter, and she acted like this or dressed like this, I wouldn’t kill her, but I would freeze her until a time when science had some kind of cure for whatever it is that causes girls like Heidi Montag.
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Moumousse a écrit
Voici quelques extraits de sa biographie:
À l'hiver 2008, à la sorti du dépanneur, je fis un signe de peace aux paparazzis. Cela alla changer ma vie pour toujours! Je me sentais libre de donner mes opinions sur la guerre et la paix. Blablablablablablablabla
En avril 2008, une bande de fans qui m'adulaient m'ont enlever. Elles m'ont dit qu'elles s'appellaient les bitchs. J'avais très peur. Je croyais qu'elles parleraient contre mon linge ou les chansons de mon père ou même qu'elles demanderaient une rançon vu que je suis riche. Eh bien non! L'une d'entres elles, sorti un marteau et me cassant les index et les majeurs. Puis je fus relâché.
Pas assez violent! Arrachant ou sciant serait mieux!
Voici quelques extraits de sa biographie:
À l'hiver 2008, à la sorti du dépanneur, je fis un signe de peace aux paparazzis. Cela alla changer ma vie pour toujours! Je me sentais libre de donner mes opinions sur la guerre et la paix. Blablablablablablablabla
En avril 2008, une bande de fans qui m'adulaient m'ont enlever. Elles m'ont dit qu'elles s'appellaient les bitchs. J'avais très peur. Je croyais qu'elles parleraient contre mon linge ou les chansons de mon père ou même qu'elles demanderaient une rançon vu que je suis riche. Eh bien non! L'une d'entres elles, sorti un marteau et me cassant les index et les majeurs. Puis je fus relâché.
Pas assez violent! Arrachant ou sciant serait mieux!
maryjane0 a écritBrangelina ”malnutritionnent” leurs enfants
Selon Life & Style, Brad Pitt et Angelina Jolie laisseraient leurs enfants manger ce que bon leur semble. Le tabloïd prétend même que les petits peuvent manger de la crème glacée pour déjeuner!
Une source proche du couple révèle que ”Si Zahara veut de la crème glacée pour déjeûner, elle l’aura. Les parents les laissent s’occuper d’eux-mêmes. Mais puisque les enfants sont trop jeunes pour cuisiner, ils ont une préférence pour tout ce qui est emballé et qui n’a pas besoin d’être cuit. Les enfants adorent également les aliments frits. Brad et Angelina travaillent très fort et veulent que leurs enfants aient une vie normale, ils les laissent donc agir comme des enfants. Ils peuvent donc s’empiffrer de chocolat ou engloutir un sac complet de chips”.
ben là. sont américains, à quoi ils s'attendent?
Selon Life & Style, Brad Pitt et Angelina Jolie laisseraient leurs enfants manger ce que bon leur semble. Le tabloïd prétend même que les petits peuvent manger de la crème glacée pour déjeuner!
Une source proche du couple révèle que ”Si Zahara veut de la crème glacée pour déjeûner, elle l’aura. Les parents les laissent s’occuper d’eux-mêmes. Mais puisque les enfants sont trop jeunes pour cuisiner, ils ont une préférence pour tout ce qui est emballé et qui n’a pas besoin d’être cuit. Les enfants adorent également les aliments frits. Brad et Angelina travaillent très fort et veulent que leurs enfants aient une vie normale, ils les laissent donc agir comme des enfants. Ils peuvent donc s’empiffrer de chocolat ou engloutir un sac complet de chips”.
ben là. sont américains, à quoi ils s'attendent?
Propriétaire de 3 enfants de 15, 17 et 19 ans. Négociable pour en vendre un ou deux. Payable en vin.
Ding-a-Ling Says Bai to Makeup, Hello to a Job!
Shoplifting chicken dancer Bai Ling went au naturel while on the Vancouver set of her new movie on Thursday. Holy s**t! Someone actually hired this loon?!
Apparently, the film's hair and makeup budget was somewhere in the $0.00 range.
Oh and the name of the flick is "Dim Sum Funeral." R.I.P.
Shoplifting chicken dancer Bai Ling went au naturel while on the Vancouver set of her new movie on Thursday. Holy s**t! Someone actually hired this loon?!
Apparently, the film's hair and makeup budget was somewhere in the $0.00 range.
Oh and the name of the flick is "Dim Sum Funeral." R.I.P.
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Heidi and Spencer -- More Whoring To Come
Prepare to throw up a little in your mouth: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding may be televised.
Speidi will follow in the idiot blonde footsteps of Jess Simpson and Nick Lachey for MTV, reports the New York Post, and may do their own "Newlyweds"-type show. They want cameras to follow them through the whole pre-nup process, and "all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans." And definitely no L.C.
That taste in your mouth? Not going away.
Prepare to throw up a little in your mouth: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding may be televised.
Speidi will follow in the idiot blonde footsteps of Jess Simpson and Nick Lachey for MTV, reports the New York Post, and may do their own "Newlyweds"-type show. They want cameras to follow them through the whole pre-nup process, and "all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans." And definitely no L.C.
That taste in your mouth? Not going away.
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apbt a écrit
Extrait inédit de sa biographie:
Aujourd'hui papa m'a dit que maintenant que j'étais riche je devais lui payer une pension de 500 000$/semaine, le pire je n'habite même plus dans notre roulotte avec lui. Mais c'était ça où je l'aidais à sortir de son statut de has-been.Alors on chante maintenant sur la même scène! mon père utilise les services de mon styliste et de mon coiffeur, c'est cool de le voir essayer de se taper toutes mes amies, à bientôt!
Yours in peace,
Miley
xox
Très bonne partie ça aussi!
Extrait inédit de sa biographie:
Aujourd'hui papa m'a dit que maintenant que j'étais riche je devais lui payer une pension de 500 000$/semaine, le pire je n'habite même plus dans notre roulotte avec lui. Mais c'était ça où je l'aidais à sortir de son statut de has-been.Alors on chante maintenant sur la même scène! mon père utilise les services de mon styliste et de mon coiffeur, c'est cool de le voir essayer de se taper toutes mes amies, à bientôt!
Yours in peace,
Miley
xox
Très bonne partie ça aussi!
Women Who Look Like Men
Rosie O'Donnell -- She had a huge crush on Tom Cruise.
Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer -- It takes balls to wrestle.
Janet Reno -- She was part of all the President's men.
k.d. Lang -- Guys don't make passes at gals who wear glasses.
Jamie Lee Curtis -- She was actually born ... to Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis.
Julie Andrews -- Victor/Victoria" was not autobiographical.
Sandra Bernhard -- Sorry, but she rocks.
Chastity Bono -- Does she look more like Sonny or Cher to you?
Hilary Swank -- Can you believe she won an Oscar for playing a real life transgendered man?
Michelle Rodriguez -- Pretty.
Kathy Griffin -- Andy Dick wishes he looked this good.
Kathleen Turner -- It's Chandler Bing's dad!
Rosie O'Donnell -- She had a huge crush on Tom Cruise.
Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer -- It takes balls to wrestle.
Janet Reno -- She was part of all the President's men.
k.d. Lang -- Guys don't make passes at gals who wear glasses.
Jamie Lee Curtis -- She was actually born ... to Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis.
Julie Andrews -- Victor/Victoria" was not autobiographical.
Sandra Bernhard -- Sorry, but she rocks.
Chastity Bono -- Does she look more like Sonny or Cher to you?
Hilary Swank -- Can you believe she won an Oscar for playing a real life transgendered man?
Michelle Rodriguez -- Pretty.
Kathy Griffin -- Andy Dick wishes he looked this good.
Kathleen Turner -- It's Chandler Bing's dad!
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Welcome To Marriage
Everyone's favorite maybe newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z, are already fighting. Yup, that's what marriage does to a couple. The magic is working!
The two were partying at the Hollywood Bowl where Jay-Z was playing a show. The DJ at the show decided to play their song, "Crazy in Love." Jay screamed at B, “Fuck that. Sorry Bey but fuck that - let’s play something else.” I feel the same way whenever that song starts playing on my iTunes. I tell my laptop the same thing.
Beyonce stormed off. A source said, “He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy."
They managed to kiss and make up. Boring! I was hoping Bey called up Solange to come down with all her jewelry on to beat down on Jay-Z.
The source also said Bey and Jay were showing off "their tattooed wedding ring fingers. Both have ‘IV’ - the date of their wedding’ - inked on."
Maybe they haven't confirmed their marriage, because Jay knows the curse. He's waiting to see if they last the month or not.
Everyone's favorite maybe newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z, are already fighting. Yup, that's what marriage does to a couple. The magic is working!
The two were partying at the Hollywood Bowl where Jay-Z was playing a show. The DJ at the show decided to play their song, "Crazy in Love." Jay screamed at B, “Fuck that. Sorry Bey but fuck that - let’s play something else.” I feel the same way whenever that song starts playing on my iTunes. I tell my laptop the same thing.
Beyonce stormed off. A source said, “He meant it as a joke, but Beyonce didn’t take it that way. After he came off stage, she confronted him, demanding to know what the hell his comments had been about. She was gesturing wildly and not looking happy."
They managed to kiss and make up. Boring! I was hoping Bey called up Solange to come down with all her jewelry on to beat down on Jay-Z.
The source also said Bey and Jay were showing off "their tattooed wedding ring fingers. Both have ‘IV’ - the date of their wedding’ - inked on."
Maybe they haven't confirmed their marriage, because Jay knows the curse. He's waiting to see if they last the month or not.
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