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Courtney Love Needs A Housekeeper
Courtney Love, most likely in some type of stupor, wrote a post on her MySpace page looking for a housekeeper. If you’re in the Malibu area this could be some serious loot - of course, assuming that she is serious.
this is wierd but what the fuck
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours.
thanks
Courtney Love, most likely in some type of stupor, wrote a post on her MySpace page looking for a housekeeper. If you’re in the Malibu area this could be some serious loot - of course, assuming that she is serious.
this is wierd but what the fuck
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours.
thanks
"La vie serait bien plus heureuse si nous naissions à 80 ans et nous approchions graduellement de nos 18 ans"
Mark Twain


Mark Twain


Kim Kardashian, You're Not Fooling Anyone: An Open Letter
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh "right under 120 lbs." Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried "Bullshit!" (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a scale to silence the "haters." However, you've since edited that update to say you'd slide yourself into a pair of size 27 jeans instead then posted a video of yourself doing just that.
Kim, this proves nothing. (Except that you have access to butter.) So, here's my proposal to you to end these shenanigans once and for all:
I challenge you, Kim Kardashian, to walk into any department store and step on a scale in front of a random camera crew. I'd be more than happy to meet you there and show you how a scale works in case you're not familiar with the process. What can I say? I'm a gentleman.
Should you weigh 120 lbs or less, I will write a post encouraging folks to vote for you on Dancing with the Stars provided you don't get kicked off tonight. I will also concede that you don't wear a buttpad. (Even though we both know the truth. *wink*)
Should you weigh 121 lbs or more, you will walk around with "The Superficial.com" written prominently on your spacious rear while traversing downtown LA - in a bikini.
Or you could simply come clean and admit you're at least a buck forty. Ball's in your court - unless Khloe ate it, in which case, I'll FedEx over another one.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. Thanks for reading the site!
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh "right under 120 lbs." Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried "Bullshit!" (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a scale to silence the "haters." However, you've since edited that update to say you'd slide yourself into a pair of size 27 jeans instead then posted a video of yourself doing just that.
Kim, this proves nothing. (Except that you have access to butter.) So, here's my proposal to you to end these shenanigans once and for all:
I challenge you, Kim Kardashian, to walk into any department store and step on a scale in front of a random camera crew. I'd be more than happy to meet you there and show you how a scale works in case you're not familiar with the process. What can I say? I'm a gentleman.
Should you weigh 120 lbs or less, I will write a post encouraging folks to vote for you on Dancing with the Stars provided you don't get kicked off tonight. I will also concede that you don't wear a buttpad. (Even though we both know the truth. *wink*)
Should you weigh 121 lbs or more, you will walk around with "The Superficial.com" written prominently on your spacious rear while traversing downtown LA - in a bikini.
Or you could simply come clean and admit you're at least a buck forty. Ball's in your court - unless Khloe ate it, in which case, I'll FedEx over another one.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. Thanks for reading the site!
"La vie serait bien plus heureuse si nous naissions à 80 ans et nous approchions graduellement de nos 18 ans"
Mark Twain


Mark Twain


nancy31f a écritCourtney Love Needs A Housekeeper
Courtney Love, most likely in some type of stupor, wrote a post on her MySpace page looking for a housekeeper. If you’re in the Malibu area this could be some serious loot - of course, assuming that she is serious.
this is wierd but what the fuck
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours.
thanks
Elle écrit comme elle s'habille
Courtney Love, most likely in some type of stupor, wrote a post on her MySpace page looking for a housekeeper. If you’re in the Malibu area this could be some serious loot - of course, assuming that she is serious.
this is wierd but what the fuck
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours.
thanks
Elle écrit comme elle s'habille
moss a écrit Pensez-vous qu'elle a un ver solitaire comme la patiente du Dr House cette semaine ?
toi aussi t'a écouté ca?? Mon mari en revenait pas et arrêtait pas de me dire, ils niaisent, c'est pas ca un vers solitaire , je lui ai dit oui et tu dois surement en avoir un, avec tout ce que tu manges et tu engraisses pas d'une livre, tandis que moi
toi aussi t'a écouté ca?? Mon mari en revenait pas et arrêtait pas de me dire, ils niaisent, c'est pas ca un vers solitaire , je lui ai dit oui et tu dois surement en avoir un, avec tout ce que tu manges et tu engraisses pas d'une livre, tandis que moi
nancy31f a écritKim Kardashian, You're Not Fooling Anyone: An Open Letter
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh "right under 120 lbs." Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried "Bullshit!" (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a scale to silence the "haters." However, you've since edited that update to say you'd slide yourself into a pair of size 27 jeans instead then posted a video of yourself doing just that.
Kim, this proves nothing. (Except that you have access to butter.) So, here's my proposal to you to end these shenanigans once and for all:
I challenge you, Kim Kardashian, to walk into any department store and step on a scale in front of a random camera crew. I'd be more than happy to meet you there and show you how a scale works in case you're not familiar with the process. What can I say? I'm a gentleman.
Should you weigh 120 lbs or less, I will write a post encouraging folks to vote for you on Dancing with the Stars provided you don't get kicked off tonight. I will also concede that you don't wear a buttpad. (Even though we both know the truth. *wink*)
Should you weigh 121 lbs or more, you will walk around with "The Superficial.com" written prominently on your spacious rear while traversing downtown LA - in a bikini.
Or you could simply come clean and admit you're at least a buck forty. Ball's in your court - unless Khloe ate it, in which case, I'll FedEx over another one.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. Thanks for reading the site!
ben là!! C sur qu'elle pèse pas 120 livres, à moins de mesurer 4 pieds
Dear Kim Kardashian,
Recently, you stated on your blog that you weigh "right under 120 lbs." Many commenters on The Superficial and on your site, before they were erased, rightfully cried "Bullshit!" (Including myself who, physically possessing half your mass, weighs 145 lbs). You soon added an update saying you would videotape yourself getting on a scale to silence the "haters." However, you've since edited that update to say you'd slide yourself into a pair of size 27 jeans instead then posted a video of yourself doing just that.
Kim, this proves nothing. (Except that you have access to butter.) So, here's my proposal to you to end these shenanigans once and for all:
I challenge you, Kim Kardashian, to walk into any department store and step on a scale in front of a random camera crew. I'd be more than happy to meet you there and show you how a scale works in case you're not familiar with the process. What can I say? I'm a gentleman.
Should you weigh 120 lbs or less, I will write a post encouraging folks to vote for you on Dancing with the Stars provided you don't get kicked off tonight. I will also concede that you don't wear a buttpad. (Even though we both know the truth. *wink*)
Should you weigh 121 lbs or more, you will walk around with "The Superficial.com" written prominently on your spacious rear while traversing downtown LA - in a bikini.
Or you could simply come clean and admit you're at least a buck forty. Ball's in your court - unless Khloe ate it, in which case, I'll FedEx over another one.
Sincerely,
The Superficial Writer
P.S. Thanks for reading the site!
ben là!! C sur qu'elle pèse pas 120 livres, à moins de mesurer 4 pieds
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