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loft_great a écritJessica Simpson's BFF and hair burner/weave consultant Ken Paves was gravely injured in a paparazzi attack outside of Madeo on Saturday night. He was trying to shield his friend Jessica from the flashing lights of the paparazzi while making sure she didn't walk into the valet stand or bang her head off a dumpster again. She's prone to do that, much like a small child left off one of those harness things.
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
Un si beau visage....
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
Un si beau visage....

Some people deserve to be hi-fived.... in the face.... with a chair!
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loft_great a écritJessica Simpson's BFF and hair burner/weave consultant Ken Paves was gravely injured in a paparazzi attack outside of Madeo on Saturday night. He was trying to shield his friend Jessica from the flashing lights of the paparazzi while making sure she didn't walk into the valet stand or bang her head off a dumpster again. She's prone to do that, much like a small child left off one of those harness things.
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
9 points de souture pour c'te tite grafigne là? ça doit pas être drôle quand il se rase le scrotom!
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
9 points de souture pour c'te tite grafigne là? ça doit pas être drôle quand il se rase le scrotom!
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