LE DOMAINE BLEU

Physically Big and Age Appropriate

couple 18[Blind Gossip] It’s always awkward when a celebrity ends a real relationship. They truly dread the press speculation and questions about the breakup. The best way to flip the script? A new relationship!

The search started as soon as she broke up with her ex. They needed someone physically big (as she is tall and well-built), age appropriate, good looking, single, masculine and without a gay rumor history.

They found him in house. Yes, they are both with the same agency. A perfect match on all counts.

It was a six-week plan. If they had put them together too soon after the breakup, it would have looked fake, and then accusations might have started about the new guy being the cause of the breakup. So they gave him a line to use about her in an interview to be published several weeks after the break up, gave her a few weeks to get some distance from her ex, and then announced their coupling. It looks “natural” and the new guy is not blamed for the breakup. It was actually a smart, modern, well-executed plan. Kudos to those who made it happen!

So, yes, the relationship is fake, but they are actors, so they will make it look real. Since they are both mature people, the relationship should go very smoothly for the next few months. And, since they are both gorgeous, it will certainly make for some very pretty pictures (dinner date, beach, shopping) in the meantime!

Actress:

Actor:

Emotionally Stunted and Sobriety Challenged

yacht 5[Blind Gossip] We recently told you about a fake relationship between two mature people that was-planned, well-executed, and will benefit both parties. Now let’s talk about the opposite!

This is a fake relationship between two immature people that was poorly planned, poorly executed, and will only benefit one party.

This Actor and Actress are both addicts. He has been in rehab three times in the past year alone. She is just a chronic drunk mess, both privately and publicly. We would like to say that they are both currently sober… but we can’t.

The Actress has been “partying” for weeks now with her older friends. The Actor quickly became a full participant in all of their debauchery. Their recent PDA is nothing but a bid for attention. These two both loved all the attention they were getting for their photos and videos. If they had just left it at the “fun vacation” stage, it would have been fine. But, like most addicts, they just didn’t know when to stop. So they kept ratcheting up the volume to include a “relationship.”

Although this is a PR stunt, we have to emphasize that their respective teams were NOT involved in setting this up. Her team knows that she is a wild girl, and they know they can’t control her. However, it’s not really bad news for them. If anything, the relationship makes her look better! The Actor is a bigger star – and he’s a guy – which makes The Actress look less masculine. So she does, in fact, benefit from the relationship.

However, his team is hating this! They have been working so hard to sell him as sexually straight and physically clean. They would have never set him up with a much older, sexually-flexible girl with a history of addiction and public messiness!

So his team is quietly trying to convince him to extricate himself from this “relationship” within the next few days. However, they have some tough opposition. The Actor is a nice guy, but he is easily led astray, and right now The Actress is totally in charge. She is much older and much stronger and much more manipulative than The Actor. She is benefiting from this relationship, has him convinced that this charade is good for him too, and she is going to keep him in it for as long as possible.

If she succeeds, get out the popcorn, because a “relationship” between these two is going to be filled with ever-escalating stunts and drama… and eventual messiness and destruction.

The Actor:

The Actress:

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