Bret Michaels Is Out Of The Hospital

Bret Michaels' doctor announced today that he has been released from the hospital nearly two weeks after he suffered a brain hemorrhage. Dr. Joseph Zabramski wanted everyone to know that Bret is still busted up and down, but his condition is improving and he's recuperating at an undisclosed location. I'm guessing the "undisclosed location" is one of the bigger rooms at the Bunny Ranch.
Dr. Zabramski had this to say: "Mr. Michaels was indeed a lucky person, a very lucky person. He's improving and I expect him to continue to improve. I really expect that he will fortunately make a 100 percent recovery. He's just one of those lucky people – 10 to 20 percent who make a complete recovery and can resume all of their normal activities."
Dr. Zabramski does realize what that one of Bret's "normal activities" is banging his head against a stripper's thigh while she rides his shoulders?











