Anna Paquin's a really believable crier. And Alcide is developing quite the "Jacob" crush on Bella Sookie.
I bet Sam's reeaaaaal sorry he searched for his birth parents, who turned out to be the very essence of southern white trash. I've never seen people jump so high for a free lunch, especially at an establishment on par with Denny's (Denny's with a liquor license).
Haha, the amount of abuse Lorena is taking from Bill has far passed sad and is teetering on hilarious. He just socked it to her after twisting her head eight ways to Sunday.
Tara always finds herself in a pickle. First the huge ordeal with Maryann that left Sookie's house covered in weeds and bad karma, now it's this dreamy vampire who's tying her up and biting her.
"I'm a vampire, not a f*ckin' idiot."
Oh no! The rednecks are going to beat up Lafayette and take his new car! Oh wait, Eric has arrived to save Lafayette! "I'll kill all your brother-cousins, firsts." Eric gets the best lines.
OhhhEricPamandthequeenareinsomuchtrouble. Their cover has been blown and now Fangtasia will cease to exist.
Oof. Alcide's ex, Deb, is beat-on. She's like an aging Poison groupie.
So the vampire king is in cahoots with the werewolves.
This stripper that Bill is, um, chatting with is so sad. The saddest stripped I've ever seen. Even up on that stage, her eyes were lifeless. Woe is the stripper. Update: the stripper came alive upon spotting a limo and an old man. Cha Ching!
Poor stripper.
Was same wearing the same shirt at the True Blood crew appreciation party on July 3rd as he was in last night's episode?
K-Fed looks well fed - Britney Spears' ex-husband piles on the pounds again
Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline looks to have lost the battle of the bulge once again.
Despite a recent stint on reality TV show Celebrity Fit Club where the back-up dancer managed to drop over two stone, Federline appears to have gained back a lot of the weight again.
Federline was spotted Saturday with his girlfriend Victoria Prince, taking his four children to the park in Chatsworth, California.